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Terrible maps of what everyone calls everything: words, names and translations taken far too literally.

Countries that couldn’t think of a name for their capital

November 11, 2026November 10, 2026 by Terrible Maps
World map with the six countries whose capital is the country’s name plus City, and the four whose capital has the same name as the country

Ten countries named their capital after themselves. Six added the word City, and four didn’t even do that.

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Europe, translated literally from Chinese

November 11, 2026November 10, 2026 by Terrible Maps
Map of Europe with each country labelled with its Chinese name read character by character, such as Sudden Net This for Russia and Virtue Country for Germany

Most Chinese names for European countries are spelled out by sound. Read the characters for what they mean instead, and Russia becomes Sudden Net This.

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Where each country thinks the turkey is from

November 11, 2026November 10, 2026 by Terrible Maps
World map coloured by where each country’s word for turkey says the bird comes from: India, Calicut, Peru, Rome or Turkey, with Mexico where turkeys are actually from

Turkeys come from North America and were probably first domesticated in Mexico. Most of the world’s names for the bird point somewhere else.

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What colour a black eye is in each country

November 11, 2026November 6, 2026 by Terrible Maps
Map of Europe showing what colour a black eye is in each country: black, blue, purple, or something else such as a monocle or a horseshoe

In English a black eye is black, but in most of Europe it’s blue. In Spain, Portugal and Turkey it’s purple, and in France it’s an eye in black butter. This map shows what colour a black eye is in each country.

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What each country says instead of ‘when pigs fly’

November 11, 2026November 3, 2026 by Terrible Maps
Map of Europe showing what each country says instead of when pigs fly, from when a crayfish whistles on a mountain to Saint Never's Day

Instead of ‘when pigs fly’, Russians say ‘when a crayfish whistles on a mountain’, Germans say ‘on Saint Never’s Day’ and Albanians say ‘on the 36th of August’. This map shows what each country in Europe says instead.

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Which foreigners each country named the cockroach after

November 11, 2026November 3, 2026 by Terrible Maps
Map of Europe showing which foreigners each country named the cockroach after: the Prussians, the Russians, the Swabians or the Germans

Russians named the cockroach after the Prussians, Germans named it after the Russians, and Slovenes and Croats named it after the Swabians. This map shows which foreigners each country in Europe named the same small brown cockroach after.

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